Back in the 2000’s, during the ignominious reign of President George W. Bush, I remember liberals going berserk trying to figure out how to
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Author: An Amrikan Chimaera
Sleep When You Die
Or… Waiting for Noah to grow those d*mn trees I’ve recently come to use the phrase “sleep when you die” when referring to going
Continue readingThree Dates, Five Dates. No Ring, Bling Bling.
Yesterday, while I was eating my lunch outside in Market Square, I overheard a conversation between a group of women. One of the ladies
Continue readingPlease Sir, I’d Like Some More Rice
Or… I’ll take French Fries, Sesame Chicken, Pizza, Enchiladas and Fettucine Alfredo With That! This morning I tried making porotas for the first time.
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A Single Man’s Interior Design Solution
When I moved out of my house into my apartment, I brought with me some of the trappings of having lived 5+ years in
Continue readingArabic is not a Divine Language
Muslims are taught to say our prayers in Arabic in order to facilitate a level of camaraderie between people of different linguistic backgrounds and
Continue readingDrug War Prostitution
Loose items from a tight-leaf notebook: How convenient for the War on Drugs industry that the Secret Service prostitution foul-up occurred just as President
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Good Ole Nostaglia
… or Why “Old” People Need to STFU Some people need to banish the phrase, “when I was your age…” or “when I was
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Renewing My NRA Membership
… or I am the NRA and I’m a Liberal (damnit) This time last year, the National Rifle Association had its annual conference here
Continue readingDear Couples, Go eff Yourselves
On this most auspicious of hallmark holidays, I think a little shoutout to couples nation is in order. Some of you have become really
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