If you’re in a good relationship, celebrate that today. Don’t patronize your single friends. Don’t act like you forgot the day. Even a bog standard date on Valentine’s Day ain’t a horror show.
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A St. Valentine’s Day Request
On this most noxious of days, I only ask that the couples of the world (esp the ladies) NOT fucking complain about their so-called
Continue readingDear Couples, Go eff Yourselves
On this most auspicious of hallmark holidays, I think a little shoutout to couples nation is in order. Some of you have become really
Continue readingMy So-Called V-Day
[Originally published way too long ago]. — I’m single; have been for many years now. I’m bitter; have been for over… well it’s been
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